The Dance Instructor is a Higglytown Hero who is a prostitute. She teaches the higgly niggery town kids about dancing, gun control, and how to operate a sperm bank. She once stole a walkman and a gameboy from a kid back in Hellamentary School. She is also a majican hwo is famous for her magic word "Jigga Bodigga My Nigga!" and "Your Mom Gay!". She accuses people of using the wrong "there" or "your" when they talk. She also is fucking stupid.